Slomolol

A person who walks and performs routine activities as stupidly slow speed, who likes to laugh out loud at the most ridiculous, unfunny things due to their insecurities and to try and fit in. Usually found to be overweight and with huge hair that weighs the specimen down.

Office worker 1: Where is that Slomolol with those Coffees?

Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!

Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.

Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...

Example 2:

Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.

Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.

Guy: Your an idiot.

by rsummers April 24, 2010

Solo Fist Pump

A private act of self-congratulation involving flexing the bicep, jerking the elbow, bringing the fist in close to the chest and holding momentarily. Performed surreptitiously.

A more expressive alternative to patting oneself on the back.

May be abbreviated to sfp

John nervously hung up the phone after confirming his first date with the Head Cheerleader, marking the occasion with a solo fist pump.

by ilovemavis June 1, 2010

salmon crawl

A swim technique for when the water is low and the bottom is really rocky and hard to walk which consists of laying in the water forwards and pulling oneself along the bottom using ones hands.

Yo Rawse, its really shallow and rocky along the bottom here so its best to just salmon crawl on over to the island. front crawl Australian crawl old Australian crawl loudon wainwright loudon wainwright III swimming bikini river folk

by snowcat October 4, 2015

Solobation

To masturbate

Is the hand lotion ok to use? No, it's my husbands for Solobation.

by Swayze pants October 5, 2015

Salmo air freshener

A car (usually a mustang, trans-am, or lifted truck) burning rubber down the Main Street or road in any small Canadian town. The smell of burnt rubber lingering in the air is said to make the town "smell better".
The driver is most often seen wearing a salmo dinner jacket.

Wow! That dude just did a two block long Salmo air freshener!

by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

slomopopo

slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.

as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."

as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.

by nothinc March 17, 2019

salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

by virginmary69 April 11, 2019