Snookie

A dog which only loves its owners and protects them with their lives and has not socialised with other people or animals

My dog is a snookie

by MJPHANTOM December 19, 2021

Snooki-ism

A person continuslee showing there crouch and ass crack.

"That stripper has Snooki-ism!"

"Run Away!"

by TacoInYourXbox...Bitch! September 30, 2011

Snookied

The action of being taken home by a girl for a sure thing, then being disappointed by the female menstratin.

Ya dude, I went home with her after the bar but I got snookied.

by Josh Krelly February 24, 2011

Snooki

An erection that you are unsure of why you have.

Every time I watch Full House I get a snooki.

by StevieIrwin March 14, 2013

Snooki

A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away

Person 1:Did you hear how Snooki prays on men like a feisty anaconda

by turtles3 December 31, 2014

Snooki

The stupid cat- I love

Snooki you are a stupid cat, and that is what I love about you

by Elskede Marie<3 June 17, 2019

Snookie

A women who thinks they are prettier than they are but really she is short fat and has a really bad fake tan. And you can smell her sour vagina when she walks past.

I hate her she is a snookie.

by Panty waste July 21, 2017