by stephen ramey May 15, 2004
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That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!
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Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
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Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
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"Did you shoot the man who accosted your girlfriend?"
"Damn skippy. And I'd shoot him again if I had another bullet."
"Damn skippy. And I'd shoot him again if I had another bullet."
by Frank Lash August 18, 2003
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by El ChaCha January 17, 2012
Get the Sloppy Salmon mug.When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall
by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018
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by Raznarukus aka Slippy Fist January 22, 2011
Get the Mr. Slippyfist mug.Slipped in the oil A phrase from North California that describes a situation where an individual due to not paying attention or feeling carefree, is caught off-guard and ultimately takes a loss.
I felt my pocket after I got off the bus and man's weed and money was gone, I really slipped in the oil.
by Rouleng Payhpurz December 18, 2014
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