skeeker

skeet + skank, someone who you laugh about the next day after some P in the V with said skeeker

Damn im glad that skeeker last night was there to catch my big load in her mouth because no cum buckets were around

by Broth May 27, 2008

skeeters are cheaters

A comeback to the phrase "spitters are quitters"

John: Spitters are quitters!

Mary: Oh yeah, well skeeters are cheaters!

by polpolpol November 5, 2013

skeeler

A person who is so perfectly perfect and is your best friend in the whole wide worlds.... Usually very nice and just a goofy individual.

Wow. What a Skeeler she is.

by Pheo July 2, 2015

skeezer

One who is sleazy, scuzzy, dirty, etc.

Man, that guy is such a skeezer.

by rosy October 14, 2004

skeeter

A marijuana filled cigarette, or joint, usually rather small in size as to satisfy only one persons needs.

I rolled a skeeter before going out because no one else wanted to smoke.

by tahanks April 14, 2008

skeeger

A crack smoking prostitute

that dude is a skeeger!!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Skeeter

One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.

Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."

Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"

Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"

by Norton1987 June 14, 2008