ASS SIMILATOR

A Guy who pretends to be a Homo as to reap it's many benifits- such as : Tight pants, Pink shirts, Shopping, Oprah, Speedo's, Australia, Compact cars, Large cars, Leather hats and Thin cigarettes !!!

That Oprah watching ASS SIMILATOR over there with the tight pants over his speedo- who deffinitely owns a compact car with a kangeroo sticker on it , just took the last Leather hat. GODDAM SMOKER !!!

by Ryan Angel September 4, 2006

shmimature

A hearty and plump bagel. Tends to be full of nutritious seeds and stuff!

"Why Betty, it appears to me that your shmimature is green. Better take it back to the shmimature store!" - Lovely Rick

by AWeirdRedHeadedWoman January 20, 2010

simir

13 year old neo-nazi(he is having a redemption) that wrote a copypasta

-Bro you remember the simir copypasta?
-Who?

by breen420 January 23, 2022

Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Bob and Jeff at the same time: wow that’s cool
Bob: no way, great minds think similarly!

by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020

Simida

When you see a pengaleng ting in South Korea

*Alex glances across the train carriage and fixates eyes on a questionable pengaleng*

Alex: "Simida"?
Friend 1: "Simidaaaaaaa"
Friend 2: "Si..mi...daaaa"
Friend 1 + 2: "Simidadadadadadaddaa"

by Blodclot69 June 15, 2016

Simi

Indian for "boring as shit".

Example:

Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.

Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!

or

Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!

by Jablo May 6, 2009

simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004