sunshine shart

When someone gets so happy when they see the sunshine, they starr sharting uncontrollably.

Oh dude that sunshine is so good. OH DUDE.. OH DUDE IM SHARTING…oh that was a nice sunshine shart..

by sttanmarsh April 23, 2022

Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017

shart

when one farts and shit comes out

Maria sharted and had to change her panties.

by Bogdan Louk September 7, 2008

Shart

When you go to fart, and shit yourself at the same time

I laughed so hard, I sharted.

by W3$tl3y October 8, 2005

shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 13, 2011

shart

To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose

Tony Was At The Park and A ilent But Deadly Wound Up Being A Shart

by Sabe 1 March 14, 2005