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smooshsmorgishbord

v. the act of smooshing til you cant smoosh no more.
Sarah and I had a smooshsmorgishbord. She will be feeling it tomorrow
by Schevesaurus October 26, 2010
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SmooshGirl

A girl who likes to smoosh also known as a fuck buddy. A SmooshGirl is unique in that she leverages a premiere online website to weed out the loser guys and anonymously meetup to fulfill needs and fantasies by the hottest and sexiest local men, couples or other women.
Dude, check out the girl I hooked up with on SmooshGirls.com
Is that your girlfriend? No, she's just my SmooshGirl.
by Jenna Smoosh June 20, 2011
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Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."
by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012
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Smooshi

To take one out to have sushi then proceed to sleep with them after.
Yo bro, I am about to get some smooshi with this chick tonight.
by eXistence January 20, 2014
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shmoostie

A shmoostie is someone who smothers people to get attention or what they want. In other words, an ass kisser
Johns a frickin little shmoostie
by Fed trusted July 21, 2014
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shoosh

A sound effect also referred to sometimes as a noun/verb. Noun- A person who is courageous and always up for any sexual task. Verb- To quiet someone down or tell at them in a rude manner
Noun- Oh man, Johnny is such a shoosh!
Verb- He shooshed me during the movie
by RickyW July 31, 2014
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Smoosh

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh
by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 28, 2015
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