shlong

dick

what your girlfriend sucks

I fucked her so long my SHLONG hurts

by kdawg1631 February 26, 2010

long shlong silvers

a man with a generally large penis

girl: oh my god! its HUGE!
boy: I'm the average long shlong silvers. Eat up hoe!

by S.A. Longschlongsilvers May 24, 2016

Shlong Slap

When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.

After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap

by Jason Barber August 25, 2003

shling shlong

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

shlong

A German sausage that tastes good.

I love eating shlong.

by shlongeater May 28, 2005

shlong

a long weiner

that shlong is a long weiner! damn now i'm gonna piss my pants.

by flygirlsu March 31, 2004

shlog

(verb) Walking through sewage - possibly derived from "slogging through shit" or "shit slog".

Man the toilets have all backed up! I'm not gonna shlog through that shit!

by Gyro-Beau June 20, 2004