Shitistist

To be in a state of "I doesn't care"

I am feeling so shitistist right now

by Saiiiikkk November 14, 2019

Shitbit

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

shitbitchcuntfuck

Exactly, a SHIT HEAD BITCH FACE FUCKING TWO SIDED CUNT!

Kevin: Stephanie is SUCH a shitbitchcuntfuck!
OR
Thomas: WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU SHITBITCHCUNTFUCK

by professional retard February 10, 2020

Shitstomper

A racist, and also trashy redneck, hick, hillbilly thats intolerant to others that aren't rednecks, hicks or hill billyish.

Tom: You see Bill over there?
Suzie: yea! what about him?
Tom: He's being a #shitstomper again making racist remarks.

by B@rk April 23, 2020

Shitstake

A really bad mistake.
A mistake no one benefits from.

I accidentally left the window open and now it’s cold, what a shitstake.

by Mike poncho November 14, 2020

shitskit

A mini shitshow, small cluster-fuck, or other example of a situation marked by only-somewhat-contained chaos or controversy

That conversation with my parents turned into a shitskit

by CíCí February 13, 2021

shitstix!

shitstix!: (exclamation) :: c. 2022, New Knowltonese A mildly offensive exclamation of aggravation, disgust, or other form of piss-offedness. When written, "shitstix!" must always include an exclamation point (!) and also be italicized.

Well shitstix! Samus tugged on her leash, threw me off balance, and I fell back and landed in a perimitird.

by Waarlowe March 24, 2022