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shitstache

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.
ewww he really should shave that shitstache
by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006
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Shitstorm

When something completely unforeseen goes horribly wrong beyond mortal comprehension in something that should be normal and routine. This is the ultimate form of 'Murphy's Law".
A porn virus was uploaded onto a school server that uses proxies, but the server has no anti-virus, a shitstorm ensued.
by Versedhorison October 25, 2009
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Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.
Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.
by Pollup January 11, 2008
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shitstorm of douchebags

A huge amount of douche bags who want to attempt to kick your ass, not caring if it is five on one or 6 on one. A shitstorm of douche bags usually pile out of their respective douche canoes(usually an SUV bought and paid for by their parents) and attempt to beat, intimidate, or physically dismantle the opposition.
A shitstorm of douchebags attempted to wail on me outside of McDonald's
by scottyvoorhees February 6, 2015
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shitstainpayne

A guy who lives to shitShitstain payne he's to blame
What can you do
When he smells like pooh
Run like hell
Before you catch that smell
Shitstain payne
That's his game
Here he comes with his stink
It's so bad no one can think
Beware of the mighty shitstain payne
When he's around the world is a stain
Brown as his shit and 10 times the pain
O lord you can't miss that shitstain payne
When shitstain payne got out of bed
The first thought he had was man I feel dead
The next thing he did was head for the shitter
And when he was done he went back on twitter.
The shitstain started to tweet and to twitter
But just like usual the shitstain got bitter
And just like usual shitstain ended up on the shitter.
Shitstain payne always clouded in stink
Sometimes so thick he can't even think
So the ballad goes on about shitstain payne
His shits his farts they are insane
So if you ever run into shitstain payne

Plug your nose and run like a train
If you can't outrun his cloud of stink
Then you my friend have caught the
Shitstain slink
Beware of that payne he’s a toilet hound
He stinks so bad no ones around

He enjoys his toilet time so much
You know he has that stinky touch
Oh no plug your nose here comes Shitstainpayne
by Yogurt glasses July 18, 2018
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Shitstamp

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.
“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”
by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019
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Shitesaber

Another term for poop knife. The knife designated for chopping up terds that would otherwise surely clog the toilet.
Oh man. That’s never gonna flush. Time to break out the trusty Shitesaber.
by Charley Cholo June 26, 2021
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