Facebook Slumber Party

The act of staying up to all hours of the night chatting away with your long lost friend, pen pal, or sexting buddy on Facebook. You can talk about your favorite TV show, how much weight you've gained/lost, the massive dump you just took, or which girl's picture you hate the most. But best of all, you can stay up all night talking to someone without actually talking to someone!

Betty: What'd you do last night, Sal? You look rough.
Sal: Oh I just had a facebook slumber party with Tina. We were up until three in the morning just laughing our souls out!

by caiphie887 December 22, 2010

slumberjack

A girl who figuratively speaking is jacking you off all night but just wants to sleep over aka slumber.

The sorostitute slumberjacked me last night

by fatherfrat November 27, 2010

scumper

Lower class trash- found mostly in Fairplay Colorado.

Cody Quaid is such a scumper.

by Someone1587 February 8, 2005

scummer

A complete tosser who lives in the biggest s**t hole on the south coast, and possibly Britain, where the women wish they could be slags but will never get the chance because they all look like fat men, and all the men look and sound like pikeys.

"If only I wasn't such a butch scummer and had been born slightly further along the coast! Then I'd get a bloke for sure! And a decent looking one at that!"

by Missy April 10, 2005

scummer

A mustache wielding, Mick Channon sound alike supporter of Southampton FC.

Look at the tache on that cunt, blatant scummer!

by molly malones bush November 17, 2009

slumber party in my basement

to fall asleep while in the proses of being butt fucked or butt fucking someone.

Lauren: hey wana have a slumber party in my basement ?
Matt:no that's just gross

Kevin:ya, when did you get so kinky?
Russell:Lauren your coming off very unattractive right now

also heard in

Your Love Is My Drug- Ke$ha

by killinger July 22, 2010

SlumberJacking

The act of dozing off while masturbating, or jerking off while asleep.

“My boyfriend’s great at slumberjacking, he really knows how to handle wood while he saws logs.”

by PostModernValkyrie June 4, 2018