Get Chopped and Screwed

The act of getting extremely high.

Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.

by rawazznig December 28, 2007

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).

If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

by Newbie0 March 27, 2010

screwed up

Some one who is messed up or deformed.

Someone who is stupid or ugly.

Someone who is screwed or in a screwed up situation.

Someone who doesn't make sense

That dude over there is one screwed up ugly retard.

You are so screwed up.

by Jonathan Hoffman October 12, 2002

screwed

Sex

Something Gone Wrong

In england it can be said as in giving a dirty look

I screwed her last night

Awww man we're totally screwed

Why you screwing me for?

by 3da aka Dejavu June 4, 2004

Goat Scrote

When a mans scrotum is so wrinkled and hairy that it resembles a goat and you hear faint bleats as his two legs chafe together

L: I heard some bleats coming from B crocth
D: its probably his goat scrote
C: LOL

by Billy Bob Goat July 14, 2009

scrosexual

a person who is predominantly attracted to pre-op transsexuals or transwomen, someone who prefers transgendered people to women or men

I prefer transsexual porn to straight or gay porn because I'm a scrosexual.

by Scrotence Malone June 23, 2008

screwed

n. basicly Fucked.
v. "same as obove"

"Oh yeah, He's screwed..."

by CS December 24, 2002