stringer

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich

That dude is a nasty stringer.

by matthew December 1, 2003

stringer

most famous short film maker from thecorpse.com

friends with yasper, heatholder , and benno , to name a few

first discovered as "stringer bell" on kza's wutangworld.com website

was rocking the pink before it became fashionable = original G

stringer has the hairiest arms in the state of new york (new york is known for its hairy immigrants)...he will be featured on fear factor as one of the challenges - contestants must eat a quarter pound of his pubic hair


tall man who likes cam'ron and the diplomats

that stringer vid was so hilarious, especially the part where he says "shut up girl or i'll choke you" as a joke...or was it!

by rollie chimpo February 21, 2005

Springer Dinger

Is an Australian man who jumps out from the brush to sexually assault a kangaroo.

Oi! That Bogan there is some springer dinger using that Eucalyptus tree as cover so he could sack that beauty of a kangaroo.

by The man how hates pleather. May 15, 2015

scridge

1:To get out of doing something, by using guile, alternative excuses, sexual favors, or simply not doing it.

2:To scrounge i.e: Get something from someone using guile, excuses, sexual favors or simply taking it.

3:Scridg(ing): The Act of doing the above - alternatively an expression of awesomeness.

4:Scridge = any swear word that you don't want to say out of politeness.

1: "Yeah, I think I'm gonna scridge out of work later."
"Man I really can't be assed tidying up, I'm gonna scridge it and go to Burger King instead."

2:"I'm gonna scridge a car battery off my dad"

3:"Dude, he totally scridged off work this morning"
"Dude, thats SoTotally Scridgin'!"

4:"Oh for Scridge's sake!"
"Dude, that Scridge is whack"

by Ryuisu April 21, 2006

Stringers

When a shit has a stringy look. The "stringers" may also produce shit spray all over the bowl as it goes for a swim.

Jonno:Wow man, James your face looks like a STRINGERS

by Ihatesfuckingmaths March 17, 2006

Springer

When you shit yourself because you are so drunk.

Oh man, that didn't feel right. I think i just pulled a springer.

by John "Grover Fresh $" January 2, 2006

Jerry Springer Pissed

To be crazy and/or pissed off. Much like most of the people on the show Jerry Springer.

her: man isn't it like, past your bedtime?
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.

by Jumpar on RAVENHOLDT February 22, 2011