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scratch.mit.edu

A place where the moderation hates you because you don't want your projects stolen by some stupid little shit who can't code
"I don't want my projects remixed and I don't want my stuff backpacked and exported"
You have been permanently banned from scratch.mit.edu for refusing to accept our bullshit.
by logmega92 December 27, 2022
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scratch.mit.edu

scratch.mit.edu is a kid's coding website where you drag blocks, like toddlers on their mom's iPad. Supposedly it's supposed to teach you to code, but most people end up as youtubers instead of gamedevs. People post wide-varaties of "projects" such as, games, animations, art, platformer games, platformer games, and platformer games. Scratch's community is quite concerning falling under these stereotypes, artists with no views, alphabet lore lovers, fnf enjoyers, simple animators getting 2 million views, furries, people that leave the website whole for TikTok, people who post tutorials on youtube that you get stuck on after 2 seconds, and the inactive people with random usernames like Ibuprofen. I would know as a person that regrets having a scratch account.
Meanwhile in the comments
Person A: Follow me pleaseeeeee
Person B: I already did before I left that website
Person C: Don't be so mean to him OwO *visible pain*
Person D: Stop Advertising Read The TOS scratch.mit.edu/terms_of_use/
by HolaSoyZenithx December 27, 2022
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Scratch and Sniff

The act of fucking a woman in the ass using a rough sock as a condom, and afterwards making the woman smell the sock.
If my wife tries to drag me to the symphony again, I'm gonna give her the ol' scratch and sniff tonight.
by skizzle15 September 19, 2009
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Scratch your pussy

Scratching a pussy is a slang phrase for stimulating a woman with your fingers in her vagina.
"I'm gonna Scratch your pussy until you come all over my fingers."
by Steve Santa September 26, 2005
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Scratch-a-rella

I need to get some scratch-a-rella.
by facecard April 18, 2004
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scratch ya

its a cross between, see ya l8er and catch u l8ter
im going....... scratch ya l8er
by chibbz February 28, 2008
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scratch.mit.edu

A "coding" site for kids that is actually a sjw echo chamber. If you politely criticize the Black Lives Matter organization, you will get called ignorant, uneducated, racist, white supremacist, regardless of your race or level of education. If you say you don't support pride month, you'll get labeled as a homophobe and transphobe. If you are a conservative/trump supporter, you will get fried serverely. On top of that, in all 3 instances, you'll get banned.

Beware of this site. It doesn't actually promote coding. It's an echo chamber designed to promote their political cause.
anthony: i was just called a neo nazi on scratch.mit.edu since i was against defunding the police! not only that, but i was also banned!

josh: thats bc scratch is a sjw echo chamber site that doesnt actually care abt the well being of its users. lets cancel it!
anthony: great idea!
by dontworrykyoko October 30, 2020
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