Scotspersonladyface

Beautiful and attractive femmes a la Scotland.

"Shit dude, I really cannot tell you how much I'm enjoying this visit to your Grandma's place in the Highlan- ...WOW! Look at THAT for a bit of Scotspersonladyface!"

by Daerv January 3, 2008

Scouse Logic

The term "Scouse Logic" is applied to anything unsavoury or scummy suggested or perpetrated by somebody else. It comes from the idea that Scousers are, in general, the least human of all UK residents and behave like coke fuelled Nazi's at the best of times. Not all people from Liverpool are Scousers, but the ones that are should be easy to spot. The children eat nothing but pie and crisps, whilst their fathers regularly eat pavement and swallow their own teeth after picking yet another senseless fight. Nobody knows much about the mothers, you can rarely find them.

"We should drag that wrestler to the floor and give him a kicking."

"Seriously? You're seriously suggesting that we......ah, mate, that's Scouse Logic!!"

by MagickDio March 6, 2010

Scouse key

a crowbar.

thats it!

I was a bit short on cash, so i helped myself to a dvd player from the house down the road, letting myself in with my scouse key.

by me old fruity May 23, 2006

scouse wedding

An extremely violent and alcohol-induced brawl involving two large sections of opposing men, women and children. Usually from Liverpool.

"Have you heard the news about the MiddleEast?"
"I know, it's turned into a right scouse wedding."

by Patrick Antonis September 10, 2008

scouser

someone of liverpudlian origin who's main hobbies are stealing (usually hubcaps), and becoming pregnant while still in primary school

"whats long, scouse, and goes round corners"
"the line for benefits!"

"did you see that dirty scouser stealing that bike?"

by steveo1223 March 20, 2007

Martin Scorsese

Best director in the Hollywood history. it's a disgrace that he somehow has never won an Oscar, even though he has been nominated for Best Director like several times. His popular great movies include Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Mean Streets, Goodfellas, Casino, Cape Fear, The Last Temptation of Christ, Gangs of New York, and The Aviator

fuck the Oscars for never giving Martin Scorsese the Oscars he deserved to win

by go_wings June 1, 2006

scouser

Resident of Liverpool, England. They are heavily stereotyped by idiots and the right-wing press as being thieves and scum. The truth couldn't be more different. The Capital of Culture, in 2008, will increase the exposure of Liverpool and this will, finally, show the rest of the world why Liverpool is the best city in the world.

" Awww lid. Lets go and get that car, kidda". - Stereotypical view of Liverpool.

" The stereotyping of Scousers has got out of hand. Something must be done".

"We all hate The Sun. Justice for the 96!" - Me.

by ScouserTommy July 3, 2005