Scottie

Some fucking tool that mumbles when he lies. He a self proclaimed " Deisel fucking master tech, logger, farmer, fucking everything'er." Loves fat girls, thinks every girl that touches his little flap of skin he calls a penis is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Tows shit with a duck taped hitch.

Likes giving dudes rim jobs.

You can find Scottie (with an "I") chained up to the toilets at every fucking gay bar around because he likes it when the boys sling mayonnaise at him.

Scottie loves getting ass fucked by bud in the woods.

by #fuckingsendit September 18, 2017

The Scottish Army

When you're doing a girl, you suddenly yell "ACH" and have twenty friends run in wearing kilts and then gangbang her until you all jizz inside her.

From then on, you refer to her as "haggis"

Girl: Did you really give martha the Scottish Army the other day?
Guy:Who, Haggis? Yea that was pretty fun.
Girl: She's in the hospital.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

dirty scottie

When you are having sex with a fat woman in a pit of mud right before you ejactulate you shove her under and then right before you cun you let her up to ejactulate into her face or eye

Jimmy took Beth to an old mudding spot and pulled a dirty scottie

by Pattie cake January 17, 2016

Scottiepoo

A wonderful and caring person, the best husband, the most best friend ever. The love of a lifetime.
Extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you.
Someone usually planning to do something to better the world.
Liked by a lot of people and very funny and attractive.
An incredibly cool person.

Do you have a Scottiepoo?

by angeluv February 5, 2010

scottish bag pipe

when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls pussy and she decides to drop a pussy fart in your mouth

Nicky gave one of those curtos the scottish bag pipe

by kid from the tree October 28, 2006

Scottish Apple Pie

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.

"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"

by Twosday April 29, 2010

scottish

Proud nation who generally like to hate the English and hold onto past events- easily influenced by Mel Gibson films.

Scottishman- Brave heart was insane. Mel Gibson dipicted the Scottish struggle against the wankers of England just perfectly; seeing those heads severed really made my day.
Englishman- Yeah that was pretty cool! sorry about all that by the way, we were jerks back then.
scottish man- FRRRRRREEEEEDOMMM *hacks englishman's head off with a make-shift sword*

by Jasonm77 April 3, 2007