poot-n-scoot

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.

Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"

by PooterMagee November 27, 2012

Poke N' Scoot

When one engages in sexual intercourse on a Razor scooter while in motion

Scotty is the master of the Poke N' Scoot.
Dan failed miserably while attempting the Poke N' Scoot

by Cheesebender January 23, 2017

booty scoot

Looking like ass. Feeling as if Chuck Norris round house kicked you in the face with fresh toe-jam.

Girl: OMG....I look like such Booty Scoot today!!

Guy: Damn! Did you see that? She looked like Booty Scoot!

by j.tang February 26, 2009

poot-scoot

It is that thing that others call a pussy but I, being the southerner that I am, call it a poot-scoot because it sounds kewler.

I bet that she got that good poot-scoot, mommy.

by Corey December 5, 2004

Jess (scoot)

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.

Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep

by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010

Mexican scoot

The act of moving forward at a red light numerous times while the traffic in front of you is at a complete stop. The more room you leave in in front of your car the more scoots per red light you can get. Followed by extremely slow acceleration when the light is green. normally in a suburban or other SUV with over 8 occupants.

I was at a red light. I thought it had turned green until I saw the suburban in front of me pulling a Mexican scoot.

by cdhrham420 June 20, 2013

dude scoot

“Dude Scoot” was a term that originated from the University of Florida in the last decade. It’s now socially acceptable for two dudes on a 50cc scooter to ride huddled together to get to class faster. It’s also very common to see two 250lb + athletes riding together squatting down the back tire.

Hey bro ready to dude scoot?

Yeah man, as long as you don’t put your cod sack on my back.

by get er done! January 13, 2019