schmegglie 

Unrecognizable bits of cloth, paper, lint, fuzz, hair, etc., which covers a floor or carpeted area (or atop another article) and whose origin cannot be explained.

When Stephen opens his backpack, he leaves a blanket of schmegglies for us to clean later.

schmegglie by Scurvydawg February 21, 2006

schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping

Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.

schmeglets by gava November 6, 2006

Schmegma 

foul smelling, cheese-like substance found near the clitorus.

If it wasn't for Wild Bill's comments, April would've walked around for yet another week with schmegma between her legs...

Schmegma by Brandi Lee February 22, 2007

schmaggy 

Used to define a person who is getting drunk.

Hey bill, you look pretty schmaggy.
Stephen, let's get schmaggy.

schmaggy by Dangerdevo May 2, 2009

Dirty Schlegel 

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

Dirty Schlegel by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

schmeat 

Schmeat is faux meat from soy or gluten sources. Soy meats include veggie versions of beef, pork, chicken and turkey.

I made a pizza with pepperoni schmeat. I can make a club sandwich exclusively from schmeats: veggie ham, veggie turkey, veggie bacon and veggie salami topped with soy cheese!

schmeat by nycisme February 2, 2014

Schmegma 

When after 3+ days of not showering, a buttery fluid begins to manifest between the side of your leg and ball sack skin, that closely resembles that of microwaved whale blubber.

Son of a bitch, its so hot out and I haven't showered in at least 3 days, my crotch is starting to produce schmegma again.

Schmegma by Curtis E Bear December 3, 2007