Gentleman's sausage

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.

"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"

by El Zacharoo 69 June 8, 2015

Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

by JWAYNE May 14, 2006

Sausage Handshake

Simply...To masterbate

Excuse me a second i must go to the bathroom for a sausage handshake

by ShermanTank198 October 11, 2009

sausage and gravy

When a man doesn't wash his junk for a week, and gets his girl to go down on him.

"Geez Rick, what the fuck is that smell." "Oh yea, I haven't washed my dick and balls in a week. Jenna wants sausage and gravy tomorrow!"

by Wareagle84 January 24, 2014

lawn sausage

Dog droppings/turds found on your lawn.

My neighbor's dog dropped off some lawn sausage this morning.

by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009

sausage in the bun

When a man & woman are spooning naked and his penis goes between her butt cheeks just like a sausage in the bun.

Can we put the sausage in the bun?

by Tasgoddess December 8, 2013

sausagefest

An event where guys significantly outnumber girls. This isn't great if you're a guy, and is especially not so great if you're an arsehole, as generally this means that your chance of pulling is, well, diminished.

anything involving physics or computing

by Steve Lewis April 16, 2004