Satanism

Against popular belief, this religeon DOES NOT sacrifice pure virgins to the devil in bloody human sacrifice. Instead it is a pro-humanity, anti-theistic, pro-hedonist sect of ATHEISM that was created to basically be the opposite of Christianity made by vengeful ex-christains. The rules go as follow:

Rule 1: Do What You Want, when you want, how you want.

Rule 2: Feel free to Indulge in worldly pleasures for your own enjoyment
Rule 3: There is no God, only darkness

Rule 4: Seek revenge against those who wronged you and help those who helped you
Rule 5: You only live once, so live life to the fullest and how you see fit.
Rule 6: Humanity is supreme, no god can dictate your fate.

"Satanism is widely misunderstood. While I strongly disagree with their worldview, they don't actually worship demons and they certainly don't perform human sacrifice. It's more of an idealolgy or worldview rather than an organized religeon, and they mainly use "Satan" as a mascot rather than a figure of worship. In fact, Satanists are completely against organized religeon entirely and are largely anti-theistic."

by KrimsonKatt November 28, 2022

Satanism

See Liberalism

Don't be Fooled! Liberals believe in Satanism!

by Montemountainmontana September 22, 2022

Satanist

Technically I'm closer to a "Carpocratian Gnostic."

Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Satans lollipop

When you fuck a girl on their period then you put it in their mouth.

This term is also applicable for any other circumstance where a bloody cock is devoured.

I took her home to give her a taste of Satans Lollipop.

by SacredScrotum January 29, 2024

Satanist Buddies

friends who are wild, party, or freethinkers. The idea of a heathen, pagan, or non believer. similiar to "me and my heathen friends"

"Me and my satanist buddies are gonna go the renfair to party and have a good time"

by TheOldestGenX May 12, 2024

satans soultie

a gruesome sexual act committed by two men, in which one man proceeds to stretch his foreskin to a sufficient width to enclose his partners bellend; before vigorously jerking both men off in one continuous stroke.

jay and archie did a cheeky satans soultie last night, sounded great!

by sloppysam420 January 18, 2026

Satanism

True worship not of "the" supreme God, but of "a" supreme god; principally oneself.

God is dead, therefore my religion can only be Satanism.

by Satanic God January 29, 2026