SIZZILING SALAMANDER

when a girl puts a bag of pop-rocks in her mouth and then gives you a a blow-job

friend 1: dude why did you buy all those pop-rocks?

friend 2: im goin to make my girl give me a sizziling salamander tonight.

by fuzz9214 October 31, 2011

Greasy Salamander

When a person cuts his very dirty pubes off and stuffs them into a girls butthole where they are eaten out.

the only time i tried the greasy salamander, it was a dare

by Radnetofan23 May 24, 2009

green salamander

gonorrhea infected penis

dude your dick looks bad. oh i just have the green salamander

by raowel2.0 December 24, 2009

Sloppy Salamander

Guy buries most of himself in wet forest leaves but leaves his dick poking out

“I was walking through the forest and almost got hit with the ol’ sloppy salamander”

by Sloppy Salamander March 25, 2019

Saltsman

Crack/cock/coke Fiend. "The Triple C"

Saltsman

by Rollss May 31, 2010

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Three-Eyed Salamander

noun - similar to the sex act known as the three-eyed turtle, but with the theme being tongues; a tongue in each hole of a woman; a LIMBER woman bends over holding her ankles while one person makes out with her, one person performs cunnilingus upon her, and one person performs ATM (a rim job); Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww... maybe..... not....... ummmmm.......

GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the surgeon general, women should not perform the three-eyed salamander during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.
(2) Performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(3) Because its just fucked up.......

by TakeTheColtrane April 20, 2008