man-sass

a descriptive term used to identify when a male talks back, issues an impertinent or disrespectful statement, or a particularly sassy reply to another person, usually a female

Wife: "Honey, I think it's time to go."
Husband: "Why don't you make me?"
Wife: "Did you just man-sass me?"

by shedoestherobot June 19, 2011

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stassis

stassis
sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
-noun

A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"

Tom Cruise pressed a scalpel to one of dozens of stassises on Onassis' cold, decomposing buttock; the one labeled "Chris." The slightest cry issued forward - a squeak - a plea to anyone who would listen: "I am (chriss) stassis, the next Onassis!"

by Jerry Tzanetatos February 13, 2009

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Erin MotherFucking Wrae Goddamn Sirena Sasse

The most amazing mysterious girl you will ever meet, she can brighten your day or crush it within just a few words. If you meet her either grab hold or move out tha way cuz she be going places with or without you or anyone else. She loves her pokemon and her skittles but doesn't easily like to give them away. Having this amazing girl i your life makes it twenty times better while always adding in her own flare of Sasse attitude. Has some trust issues from the people in her past hurting her but if you really try and use some pixie dust you can get her to hopefully open up to you and then it will be the best time of your life and you better cherish that shit

Erin MotherFucking Wrae Goddamn Sirena Sasse is so amazing she is worth 20 million chuck norrises

by Eggzrgud January 17, 2013

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Sass Queen

One who is an expert at giving sass

"Frey is such a sass queen! Did you see him at that party? Every word out of his mouth was sass!"

by derwinhater June 29, 2013

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sassafras

sassafras(;

you can sip it in the morning, sip it in the evening, even a quarter after threee!

Cuz i like sassafras!
You like sassafras!
We like sassafras TEAAAAAAAAAAA!
;D

by CassieLovesLlamasChyeahBitch May 14, 2009

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