spraffy

someone who borrows all kinds of things off friends all the time and pisses you off because all they ever do is take! take! take! and always asking for something for free.

Daniel has borrowed £20 quid 10 tabs and my sat nav to go to Wales... he is so spraffy!

by spraffy taffy July 29, 2011

Spriffing

Giving away a joint and getting passed a different one straight away.

smoke joint and pass the dutch to the left, within 30 secs get passed another joint from person to your right. this is Spriffing

by queen ellephunk phoenix September 15, 2012

spoofertisement

n. an advertisement that spoofs a popular television program or movie in style and/or feel.

A Spoofertisement Is Anything from robotchicken when they advertise a movie in there claymation. Or when StarTrek and esurance joined forces to advertise the StarTrek into the Dark and esurance's auto insurance while poking fun at Both at the same time in a commercial

by CharlesIV May 1, 2013

scrofie

When someone takes a selfie of their balls on sometimre else's camera, phone, or computer....

Just found my phone and was going through my photos when I found someone's scrofie, wtf man

by daemon d August 27, 2014

Scrofula

A rare malformation of the penis where not only does it erect downwards but is also covered in warts.

As I was going to masturbate I found out that I had scrofula via self diagnosis, I shat my pants and hoped for the best, nobody will suck me off with scrofula.

by Harambeftw December 13, 2016

spooferhero

A parodied superhero that is not really part of any universe.

This new spooferhero movie is really funny!

by Y3rrb0i May 18, 2019

sproat

Adjective for garbage, funk, undesirable, or something otherwise gross.

The locker room was most sproat today following practice.

by allroadsleadtosproat November 12, 2019