Soap Dodger

generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these "soapdodgers" follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they're own filthy kind.

"check out those filthy,schemie,jakey rat shagging,tim fucking soapdodgers.filthy cunts!"

by dave May 23, 2003

soap the dwarves

"soaping the dwarves"
to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts

"oh my god, last night she asked me to soap the dwarves. we were going for so long they were red for hours!"

by malkowankers October 20, 2008

soap shop

A place where women rub female customers until they ejaculate

Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?

by Perhaps a pedophile January 31, 2018

soap dodger

hippies or those who have dreadlocks, live on small islands, treeplanters and patchouli oil users that do not shower or continue to be unhygienec

hey tree planter, you have been on hands and knees in the dirt, its day 4, patchouli is fucking gross, stop being a soap dodger and have a shower, for fuck sakes

by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019

soap-gasm

A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.

Sometimes I give myself a soap-gasm when I shower!

by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020

soap scum

A person who appears "dirty", but is actually clean. A person who has the appearance of being a low life or criminal, but remains relatively clean in his business.

You think Mark stole your Ipod because he looks sketchy? Nah, he's just soap scum.

by Turlough November 24, 2010

soap whore

A person who uses your shower, often without permission, and depletes your supply of soap, shampoo, conditioner, etc., in one shower usage. Typically, soap whores do not make the shower owner aware of such depletion of bodily cleaning supplies.

I can't condition my hair because my soap whore of a sister used it all up!

by ahhhhhgggg May 23, 2008