Steff

1. Someone who is a retarded pole dancer (in a good way)
2. Likes to be obese and eat brownies
3. Deletes messages.
4. Sings like an angel in the shower
5. Slaht

Steff, stephanie, stefasaurus, derder

OMG!!

is that steff. shes retarded!!

by DERDERDERDERDERDER November 26, 2010

SMEF

Acronym for "Super Mega Epic Fail" for when someone shows that Darwinism isn't weeding out the not so smart folks.

Guy 1: "Steve ordered 500 shirts, all of which were the wrong color, had the wrong logo on them, the wrong fonts for said logo and somehow managed to get the shirt company to add on an extra $500 in fees."
Guy 2: "Holy SMEF!"

by langtoncakes April 21, 2009

SMIFF

SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP.

It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops.

"Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about"

"He is the biggest SMIFF I know"

by h3rt@ November 24, 2011

Seff

To check out the top of the opposite sex for an extended duration. Acronym Still Evaluating Full Frontal.

Try not to seff too much, some gals don't like getting seffed.

by Ninja in the Disco August 3, 2008

smeffin

The action of smanning somebody. Aka shitting someone.

Are you smeffin me?

by smeffer November 12, 2010

smuffacated

combination of smothered and suffocated. like when your aunts are hugging you a little to tight and you cant breathe

Autnt Jenna hugged me so tight, i felt smuffacated.

by v88 October 9, 2008

sheffling

shuffle + shelf = seffling, when you shuffle shelfs in your brain

when you need to sort your self out, or clean your brain like a wardrobe then it's called sheffling

by LenaP May 13, 2010