Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs

im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs

by Battlephone October 6, 2009

a can of smashed assholes

Used to describe a very homely individual.

"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"

by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006

bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

Bag of Smashed Assholes

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.

Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.

by pstage May 14, 2008

A bag of smashed assholes

A Satchel of compressed ani.

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.

by offcenter April 20, 2007

classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.

After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits

by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012

cunt-smashed

An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.

"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".

by AGB October 12, 2007