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Slothing and Sleuthing

The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.
Man, I'm hungover, seems like a golden opportunity for a day of Slothing and Sleuthing.
by itszando December 9, 2021
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Ring sloth

is a male or female ice ringette fan whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself.
Catthew has become a ring sloth
by Ggdio November 9, 2019
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iPod Sloth

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic
Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!
by Pixel Fiend January 19, 2011
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Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.
Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo
by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013
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sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.
After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.
by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016
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Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.
Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.
by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015
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slothing around

moving and acting lazily, sluggish, lifeless; unwilling to use any type of energy
Mike: Hey whats wrong with Paul?

Jim: Oh don't worry about him he's just a complete sloth today just slothing around.
by Paul Hargus December 30, 2015
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