real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Simmo

A long haired twat who falls out of bed during sex

oh look it's joe moss... nevermind it's simmo

by elrichards15 October 21, 2011

Simmer Down Rambo

to calm someone down in an overheated situation

Riley: Shut up Allison!!!

Allison: Simmer down Rambo!!

by Kangaroo Boy March 29, 2010

Simmei

A beautiful girl who is amazingly talented at art. Simmei’s are usually creative, smart, and talented in almost everything they do. Everyone will love a Simmei since they are so sweet and hard to not like. Simmei’s are usually not disliked or hated by anyone because of their charming personalities.

Bro that girl was super sweet to me.. what’s her name?
Simmei

Simmei is my best friend, I love her!

by Cyber Detergent September 15, 2019

Simmy

A person (usually male) who has a matchstick in (his/her) pants.

And so, the priest said to the alter boy; “Don’t worry, my child...I’m a bit of a Simmy.”

by EManning2079 October 15, 2019

Simmang

Goat

He is a total Simmang

by KanyeMang November 14, 2019

Simmit

Simmit is a recruitment company addicted to help the workers to find a good job at sea, on shore or offshore. Simmit name is composed of SIM and Mit, everybody having knowledge what is a SIM or what is a MIT. Simmit is not a male or a female but is an organization well established in one of European countries.
Ur such a simmit mpwr!

Simmit is committed to help the workers to find a good job at sea, on shore or offshore.

by Popey Gicu February 8, 2020