Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.

Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.

by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer April 27, 2022

Stockingholm Syndrome

A word used to describe patients who are eager to wear tight compression stockings beyond the required post-treatment timeframe.

*Derived from Stockholm syndrome; where a bond/sympathy develops between a victim and their captor.

Patient: (after wearing compression stocking for *weeks) : "You know, I actually miss wearing those stocking"

Doctor: "Ah, you have 'Stockingholm syndrome'. This may pass in two to three days".

by vascularbites September 18, 2023

russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.

You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

by meye lansky August 6, 2011

Oyster-Shucking

An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.

Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"

by TurtleLovin October 30, 2023

stocking

Awkwardly creeping behind a female in a tight space, and proceeding to forcefully dance with a female. Then bouncing up and down to the beat of the music.

Yo dude Eric keep stocking all the soccer girls at cannon's last night.

by FrattyLight June 3, 2012

Shockings

A piece of clothing or garment such as stockings or spandex pants that are worn in such a fashion as to elicit feelings of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

It looks like that woman is smuggling cottage cheese in her shockings.

by Jack'sragingbileduct June 2, 2011

shucking

When you boil a vegetable that is need to be shucked before ingestion, you heavily inhale the fumes from the vegetable while it is boiling.

"Oh yeah man that's a good shuck. Come have a hard ol'Shuck while we're shucking the corn"

by Heetlor June 21, 2016