Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
Get the coat hanger scramblemug. The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
Get the ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGSmug. If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 4, 2024
Get the Scrambled Pornmug. The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019
Get the Scrambled eggmug. The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
Get the scrambled egg hairmug. girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
Get the scrambled my yolkmug. AI Overview
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s. --by Victor Martin Soriano (Ilonggo Icon) Just like how LV stands for Lopez-Vito not Louis Vuitton
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s. --by Victor Martin Soriano (Ilonggo Icon) Just like how LV stands for Lopez-Vito not Louis Vuitton
AI Overview
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s.
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s.
by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 2, 2025
Get the ice scramblemug.