Scout Leader

A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult because they failed miserably in life. These people long for power, but are often denied it in both their married and working lives due to a lack of basic hygine and social skills. Deluded by all insanity and as a way of satisfying their mad frenzy for power, they resort to scouting. This way they can be given a position of meaningless authority, without posing a risk to society.

Guy 1: Who's that morbidly obese tramp, licking chewing gum off some hobo's shoe, whilst her husband desperately tries to distract her with a frisbee.

Guy 2: that's susan. My scout leader

by epf117 August 19, 2012

cub scouting

When pumas or cougars are out in the clubs/bar on the prowl for younger men cubs.

Last night Sheryl was cub scouting and hooked up with a nineteen year old. Maybe he'll earn an oral badge.

by Pack Leader January 18, 2009

scout portion

Only having a half filled cup or mug of liquid (tea, orange juice, ect)

There isnt very much in this cup.
Aye, thats a scout portion

by peage March 21, 2010

Convo Scout

One who gets into a dispute between two people, becomes aquainted with one of the people (Person 1), recieves their view on the situation they are in, and tells the other person (Person 2) what Person 1 said. This usually results in a fight, or a huge bitch fit.

Dwayne: Yeah bro, Rob was trying to steal my girlfriend, thats why I busted his teeth in.

Convo Scout: *walks up to Rob* Yo man, Dwayne says you wuz tryin to steal his girl! What you gonna say 'bout that?

by Yung Walrus January 16, 2009

Scout Poop

The little turd that comes before a much larger poop, with the intention of priming the pump.

I had a little poop this morning, but it's clear there's a much much larger poop on the way. That must've been the scout poop.

by daviddeath July 7, 2014

pub scouts

Regulars at an Irish pub.

The pub scouts were there, banging the bar in time to the music.

by Irish Angel February 14, 2010

Web Scout

Someone who is tallented at searching the web; sometimes reffered to as a Net Scout.
Whether it be software, media files, information or even phisical items a Web Scout will be able to find it somewhere online.

I cant find a cd or download of an out of print album, I need a Web Scout to track it down.

by 01000001 01101110 01101111 011 October 30, 2016