onion ring sasquatch

Hairy shirtless man with a massive gut full of onion rings, cheeseburgers, and homemade cheeseburger egg rolls

Randy you’re a fucking onion ring Sasquatch

by Bobandy August 26, 2019

Canadian Sasquatch

When you are fucking a girl against a wall, right before you ejaculate you drop her on the ground, step and ejaculate on her feet. Causing her to scream in pain and making her feet swell up like that of bigfoot.

Did you hear, Ted just gave Nancy a Canadian Sasquatch!

by GeneralIcecream April 10, 2010

crazy little sasquatch

almost the same as silly little truffle, but the person is acting silly or ridiculous.

isabel: you must got that Benjamen button disease, kaitlin!

kaitlin: woah, ur such a crazy little sasquatch, isabel!!!!!!!!!!

by IMnKL November 23, 2010

Cuban Sasquatch

The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.

Man last night was mad I gave Denise a cuban sasquatch before bed and she loved it.

by manwithoutaspacebar October 18, 2010

reverse cuban sasquatch

A term used for when a partner during sex shits on the other partners chest, gracefully trims pubes off from the other partner, then precedes to wrap the hairy shit with a piece toilet paper, then takes the shit wrap and sticks it in the partners butthole...usually in a guy named Brandon Sayre

Damn I gave that Reverse Cuban Sasquatch good to him last night

by The-Big-D November 4, 2013

the sasquatch

when you are making out with your girlfriend and you suddenly thrust your foot up her vaginal duct.

tristan gave stacy "the sasquatch"

by milk T January 10, 2008

hairy sasquatch

the hairy sasquatch is achieved through a semi complex setup. first the lead guy baits a girl into a room where his friends are hiding in the closet. while getting head, he gets the girl topless or naked (preferably the later). then while shes at work down south, he knocks her out with a hard punch to the dome and thats when all his friends jump out of the closet, followed by everyone beating off on her, shaving their pubes and pasting the black mass to her unconscious body and the girl awakes to find herself...the hairy sasquatch.

dude, nate, nolan, jon and matt found the hairy sasquatch last night...her name is andrea!

by mr. make it rain on them hoes February 20, 2009