Samsonite's Sign

A suitcase or suitcases accompanying an elderly or special needs person to the Emergency Department or other hospital waiting room. A sure sign that someone has abandoned the poor individual to the care of healthcare professionals and Society. Named after the world's largest luggage manufacturer producing hardshell luggage honoring the Biblical strongman "Samson."

People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.

Example: On average, 2 out of 5 patients arrived with Samsonite's sign.

by Carrie A. Chism Delaney, The Baroness of Chism-on-the-Plain January 25, 2008

Samsung Galaxy Tab

A fat tablet who seeks to win over ipad

Duuuuuude

What?

I got a samsung galaxy tab

Nice

Your ipad sucks

*punch*

by Darth Frodo April 12, 2014

Samson

The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.

I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.

by John Milton the AntiTrinitarianist March 19, 2008

Samsqwanch

Same as the Yeti, Bigfoot, Chewbacca, Sasquatch and many different names the creature is called.

This particular name is a reference from the movie "Trailer Park Boys" the nickname was commonly used by Bubbles.
(Bubbles is one of the characters in the movie)

"Holy f*** Ricky, it's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch!"
"There's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch at my door, what do I do?"

by Soapaosin November 14, 2013

sams rating

Unofficial rating for free company food on a scale of 1 to 5.

"What was the sams rating for the Onion Tart with Gruyere and Thyme?"
"Definitely a 3."

by da finer November 8, 2017

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Samsonthesecondson

Samsonthesecondson is a thot,scammer, and lying twitch streamer that always scams his chat out of 24s, streams, inconsistent streamer and swears he is not a thot

Hey y’all ready for samsonthesecondson stream today? Oh you know that thot isn’t going to stream

by RNS_silent_ninja_stg December 30, 2021