Rumpian

same as homosexual male.

Lorenzo likes dudes and is, therefore, a rumpian. If he's got candles going and the massage oil out, keep clear as he'll be balls deep by the time the Three's Company return can have its first sexual innuendo. Done and done.

by Kourage April 10, 2004

Rump Zombie

Slang term for homosexual male. One who gets it in the butt so often the walk stiff legged like a zombie.

"That guy is walking strangly"
..""he must be a rump zombie"

by Caroline Schmitt and Shane Hancock created by Corey Ohlinger January 26, 2008

rumpfucker

1. The act of being an asshole to a lady. 2. Also can be used as a prank.

Example 1
Parker: Go get me a sandwhich!
Heather: (to friend) God! he's such a rumpfucker!
Example 2
Ben: (to Gaurd) Hi, I'm here to see Mr. rumpfucker
Gaurd: Excuse me?

by malimali December 7, 2007

Rumpaton

to be outclassed in every way in every situation

dammit...i just got rumpatoned by him

by Last-Dancer May 30, 2003

rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 5, 2008

rumper dumper

Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown.

Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown. and that is a rumper dumper

by Alex Moretti February 22, 2009

Rumplemerkin

The act of jacking off into a merkin

Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?

Mark: that was YOUR merkin?

Michael: Yes.

Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.

Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!

by Merkindor December 14, 2010