dirty rueben

To smother your cock with corned beef and fumunda cheese before throat fucking your baby sister, forcing her to choke

He picked her up at the junior high and parked in a empty lot and served her a Dirty Rueben.

by Omaha jack knob 2000 February 14, 2019

ruel

tall lanky boi who loves bucket hats and who is good at making teenagers emotional

friend 1: “do you know ruel”
friend 2: “you mean the tall lanky kid?”

by lanky boi. May 24, 2019

Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals

Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)

by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014

Ruew

The past tense of the verb "Row" or "To Row"

While docking the stunning man in seven seat ruew lightly to steer the boat in the correct direction

by Mansi F May 26, 2009

Ruegemer

An excellent last name. Those who bear this surname are blessed, in varying degrees, with superb intelligence, stunning good looks, unsurpassed taste in all things, and a great deal of charm and humor. Everyone likes a Ruegemer and wants to be like them. A prime example of a perfect Ruegemer can be found in Minnesota and goes by the given name of Michael. Possessing all the forementioned traits to the utmost extent, his youth, astonishingly handsome features, chiseled physique, and unrivaled intellect, all epitomize the Ruegemer name. Others who do not possess the surname Ruegemer may become jealous, but that soon turns to admiration. The female who takes the name Ruegemer, especially that of this Michael, is indeed a lucky woman

Random dude: I wish I was a Ruegemer.

Dude: Who's that awesome dude over there?
Chick: I think that's a Ruegemer. I'm gonna go ask him out.

Random chick: I hope I'm lucky enough to marry a Ruegemer!

by Ruegemeister February 24, 2010

Rueb

Idiotic or stupid. If someone is a rueb, or has been a rueb, they often feel stupid or embarassed after the fact. If you call someone a rueb you will often be disappointed in them, but at the same time will find their actions somewhat hilarious.
Pronounced "roob".

"You rueb"
"You're a rueb"
"Dan is such a rueb"
"I can't believe Sam ruebbed the TV!"

by Jason Mmmmmmmm. Porter December 10, 2006

rueben

a big toe sucking faggot

hes such a rueben, him and those toes

by piger March 14, 2007