reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)

person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no

by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019

Retardick

Someone who is both retarded and a dick towards others.

Hey you, you fucking retardick! I hope you choke on your own cock out of stupidity!

by boysyrup December 15, 2019

Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019

Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

by the plagiarist July 1, 2011

reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.

I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.

by SFygmnt March 14, 2014

reading the news

A term for masturbation.

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news

by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015

Renyarding

When you cum inside your missus, then go down on her, lick it back up & then spit it in her face.

I was knobbing my bird last night & I gave her a right Renyarding. She hasn't regained her sight yet...

by Mr.Lee.Likes.Crabbing June 10, 2016