Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mr.Lee.Likes.Crabbing

Crabbing

When inserting a finger into your other half's anus & a thumb in her vagina, then pinching the two together like a crab claw.

"I gave my missus a good crabbing last night, my fingers still smell now"

When you think you're spunking 10 euros on a blowey only to find you're spunking 50 euros for a thumb up the bum from a heavy set african lady.

I went to Amsterdam with 10 euros looking for blowey & ended up getting stung for a Stubbers 2!

When you're sat having a shit playing Pokemon GO! & a wild Pikachu appears between your legs.

I was taking a steaming dump & fuck me if a Pikachu didn't rear it's ugly little boat! What a fucking Pikapoo!

When you cum inside your missus, then go down on her, lick it back up & then spit it in her face.

I was knobbing my bird last night & I gave her a right Renyarding. She hasn't regained her sight yet...