Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.

I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.

by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011

Emailer's Remorse

When sending an email, the gut-wrenching feeling of guilt after clicking send. Can be caused by inappropriate or overly emotional content, or just embarrassing spelling or grammatical errors. Such content may be the result of intoxication, but the terrible feeling is more likely to occur when one is sober.

Girl A: I just emailed my ex-boyfriend a poem about how much I still love him....AND I just noticed I used the wrong form of there/their!

Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse

by BethBethBethBethBethBeth November 29, 2011

Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.

Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.

by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012

Troller's Remorse

Troller's remorse is the feeling you get when you antagonize and troll some poor unsuspecting victim on a forum, game, chat room, or in person verbally and feel like a really big jerk afterward.

This feeling is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to apologize to the victim.

Troll: "You are so stupid and dumb, man I am so much better than you at everything ever."

Victim: "Man, that is so rude!"

Troll: "Yeah you're right I'm feeling some intense troller's remorse, sorry man."

by Zalipher October 5, 2012

Bullshitter's remorse

What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.

Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty

by Oh my my February 19, 2015

Father once removed

You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??

Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

Byard's Remorse

When a medic is too busy complaing about current situation instead of doing something about it.

He had Byard's remorse when he found out that jk was let out of the medic program.

by Jkjrngn August 2, 2023