religious jew

while getting a blow job, right before ejaculating you shove ur pubes in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic hair just like the jews head, and at that moment you must yell MAZEL TOV!

in a state of boredom while getting sucked on, i decided to make things interesting by using my.... "religious jew " ....subsequently the bitch was blinded for a week

by tzadik770 October 19, 2008

religious Christmas

Euphemism used when embarrassed about being too poor to buy gifts for any one.

Pat: I am really having a religious Christmas this year.

Bret: Yeah, I’m out of cash, too.

by Bret, Mary Eileen's Son December 10, 2008

Rylicious

Rylicious is when you are doing three girls while eating a subway sandwich on top of magic moutain at disney. While doing this you must also be dominating everyone in a video game.

Last night was sick I pulled a Rylicious on some chicks I met

by Fates January 10, 2008

religiously

To do something only when it is convenient to you and your interest.

Rodney, religiously pays his bets.

by C-Kicks February 1, 2018

Realiously

Really serious.

This is realiously true. Or when someone does a dick move , you ask "realiously? "

by Realiously T.v. September 10, 2016

Religious Pollution

Religious pollution happens when a society or culture gets overburned by religious ideas and becomes difficult to function properly because of it.

Religious pollution is rampant in countries like India.

by K. Rai February 24, 2022

Spiritual but not Religious

An ignorant and safe phrase for someone who doesn’t want to be pigeon-holed into a religion but doesn’t have the mental fortitude to admit or come to the conclusion that they either don’t know if there is and/or don’t believe there is a god or religion is wrong. (Agnosticism and Atheism, respectively).

Amy’s friend is Christian and while she doesn’t believe in the crack pot theories the Bible teaches like homosexuals should be stoned to death or a dude rose from the dead like a zombie, she either doesn’t want to confront her friend for fear of loss (and what a loss that would be), or she just doesn’t want to argue against it, passively condoning her behavior by stating, “you know, I’m just like spiritual but not religious. Also, I know you don’t believe in sex until marriage, but we can totally get ass-blasted by Darren tonight!”

by Posterofzeshit September 9, 2021