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queso queso

random code word for "bang" (sex)
it literally means "cheese cheese" in spanish
you use it when you don't want other people to understand what you are saying
girl 1: what'd you do last night?
girl 2: i queso queso'd that guy!
girl 1: yeahhh! he is a hottie patottie
retard who thinks shes their friend: cheese cheese?
by maccalover43 January 31, 2008
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Make Me a Quesadilla

If you'd rather have a guy cum on you than in you (and then subsequently flop down on top of you after climax), you say "make me a quesadilla". Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.

For men, it's something you say to your ugly wife when she offers to give you yet another sub-standard blowjob, because a good quesadilla is always better than your 1000th lackluster BJ. Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.
Dude: I'm gonna cum!
You: Make me a quesadilla! I'd rather get mexican!

or

Wife: Baby, you want me to suck your cock?
You: Oh, just make me a quesadilla. I'd rather get mexican.
by leahpet December 24, 2009
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queso

Noun lit.-Spanish for cheese, but more recently used, predominantly by chicanos, (americans of mexican decent), as slang for semen or ejaculate.

See also: "queso run"
I shot my queso on her face.
by sardonik1 September 29, 2006
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Queso Blanco

A beyond hot white boy that has hooked up with a lovely sexy Latin lady.
Girl 1: DAMN that white boy is hot!!
Latin Girl: Yeah he's my queso blanco.
by Queso June 26, 2007
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queso

Cuban slang for repressed sperm due to celibacy.
Desde que mi papi està conmigo ya no tiene queso, yo le hago todo lo que él le gusta, todo lo que él me pide.

Since my sweetheart is with me he's not repressed anymore. I do to him all that he wants, all he asks for.
by TuGatica July 19, 2010
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queese

"i want to suck a queese out of you."
by shufib March 24, 2009
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Quesarrhea

Noun.

an intestinal disorder that mimicks diarrhea but only occurs after the consumption of mexican food; especially quesadillas.
Girl 1: Last night I ate some quesadillas, and now I'm stuck at work with quesarrhea. I wish I could go home.

Girl 2: You are the most amazing person in the world.
by Nibbles is a Rockstar June 17, 2007
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