Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.

Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.

by DikeMugless December 25, 2022

Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.

I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.

by arykosis December 13, 2012

Python's cage

Slang for open zipper

Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again

by mysingingbird May 15, 2015

Penis python

The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning

“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”

by Bnutz in VA October 12, 2019

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.

WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock know to ever exist.

Wow! Chandler has a very nice Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 09, 2022