pizzlesticks

Originates from early Prussian times and is used to describe severe disappointment at ones actions. Also used to describe women who are clumsy or repeatedly do silly things.

The young girl shouted 'Pizzlesticks' when she crashed her fathers brand new motor vehicle.

by Nick Reid January 12, 2007

puzzelucination

When you obsess over the global phenomenon that is Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords and you begin to see the bejeweled-esque pieces line up when you blink or close your eyes for long periods of time.

Bill: Dude, you've playing Puzzle Quest recently, its amazing.
Nick: Yeah, you know it, but i keep getting freaking puzzelucinations.
Bill: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!

by A Breed of Sushi February 4, 2008

Puzzling

When a man spends a large amount of time completing the puzzle that is pleasing a woman (starting with figuring out how to unhook her bra)

He's going to come over for drink and puzzling

by Morganator88 January 5, 2018

Pezzled

Wasted, Drunk, High

I went to the pub last night and got so pezzled that I tried to fuck the lamp-post.

Yeah, I was so fucking pezzled last night that when I got home, I put on my girls knickers and watched deal or no deal.

by Big Pab October 18, 2008

max pizzle

max payne {the game for ps2 }

yo i finshed the game max pizzle

by hi 5 (honda) July 20, 2003

bull pizzle

a bull's penis and/or that nasty flap/foreskin as seen on Professional Bull Rider programs.

"I wish you would stop saying 'bull pizzle'"

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

pizzle

A dirty meth pipe that is owned by your neighborhood homeless person usally is contaminated with herpes or other diseases.

"I saw Jeff the neighborhood bum hitting the pizzle behind the dumpster in the shopping plaza"

by aaahhyeeeeaCA March 18, 2014