protectress 

a female who will withhold and guard something no matter what the given circumstances

The protectress of my heart nearly died the other night, but she came over as soon as she got out of the hospital.

protectress by iamtheprotectress November 18, 2010

professional protester

Any unemployed, fanatically Liberal protester, who spends an inordinate amount of time protesting the Republican wing. Often protests so frequently, they lose track of what they are actually protesting. Usually falls within the age range of 18-35. Descriptions include bad dye jobs, nasty facial piercings, and copious amounts of tacky tattoos. While adopting a "hippy-ish" style dresscode, and associated hygiene practices.

"Berkeley University in California, produces the highest number of professional protesters, in all United States."

professional protester by D. Gould February 15, 2006

protester 

A professional tester.

Sam, we're promoting you from tester to protester.

protester by Dreamspeeder July 11, 2016

Over Protective Syndrome (OPS) 

a neurotic condition, typically occuring in new mothers, in which the child protection instinct completely overwhelms all sense of sanity, reason and normal social behavior.

My sister-in-law won't be attending Thanksgiving Dinner because her son's naptime is from 12:22 to 1:47 and she heard I was sick two weeks ago, is afraid I could still be contagious - complete Over Protective Syndrome (OPS).

Over Protective Syndrome (OPS) by LBiggie August 12, 2009

protist 

An organism that belongs in the Protista kingdom. Protists are not animals, as they are single-celled and have traits similar to cells. Protist organisms are: Amoeba, Euglena, Paramecium, Kelp, Seaweed, Protozoa, Algae, etc.

Whiplash without appendages are considered protists.

protist by EugeneY. October 8, 2007

antiwar protestor 

Someone who needs to learn to spell.

Anti-war ProtestEr.

The Anti-war protester cannot spell protester.

antiwar protestor by Jbooze October 12, 2003

protester 

A person who seriously engages in the hobby of protesting. They run around screaming trying to change the world by getting "them" to do the right thing instead of finishing college, getting a job, or running for office.

My last girlfriend was mad about the environment, the War, and animal rights, so instead of working she went to meetings with other angry protesters.

protester by drdavidcalling September 23, 2006