by JESUS April 14, 2005
Get the pooner mug.an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.
I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.
*this is a pun about puking.
trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.
*this is a pun about puking.
trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
by brokeblokejokes May 27, 2006
Get the proofed mug.by Poon Hunter August 8, 2009
Get the pooneenee mug.Protonerd is the social evolution of being a "nerd" into both an incredibly dorky, but socially competent individual.
Did you see that protonerd give the keynote speech, charm that super model and fix that old ladies computer all at once?!?!?
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Get the pooner mug.A rather new dis in the online gaming world, which means, owned, or easy but insane kill. Its like the person who got pooned just got a big slap by the other person
Most people just say "pooned"
Most people just say "pooned"
by D3r3k May 19, 2005
Get the Pooned mug.Uber skill involved in Battlefield 1942 whereby one hits the deck with remakable force without sustaining damage. Used to dive out of the way, avoid fire etc.
He proned over the sandbags
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