procrasturbate

When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.

Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.

by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014

procrasturbation

the art of masturbation when you need to be doing something important

ex. when a teenage boy has a paper due in five days he uses procrasturbation until the last day.

by ghhdfb November 19, 2011

Procrasturbate

When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate

I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate

by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021

procrasturbate

Putting off a task in order to masturbate

I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023

Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.

"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."

by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009

Procrasturbate

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.

"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."

by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009