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Procrasturbating

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.
I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.
by deputydazza May 28, 2020
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Procrasturbation

Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.

Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???
by That_Lemon_Gay September 4, 2023
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Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.
"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."
by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009
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Procrasturbation

The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.
'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'
by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013
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Procrasturbate

To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.

The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.

I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
by Kevin Baconator Jr August 31, 2013
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procrasturbation

(n) - a form of procrastination involving copious amounts or masturbation.
I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.

I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.

I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.
by Tre Day May 10, 2010
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procrasturbate

when u don't wanna do work so u jerk off
"I didn't want to write that essay last night so I procrasturbated"
by Nick Clarkes January 15, 2021
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