Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019

procrasturbation

When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that

I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation

by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by means of masturbation

I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating

by Wanana March 24, 2022

Procrasturbate

To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.

The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).

My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.

I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.

by Kevin Baconator Jr August 31, 2013

Procrasturbate

To put off doing something important by doing something pleasant

I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.

by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023

procrasturbate

Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.

Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.

by pennyworth December 15, 2014

procrasturbation

(n) - a form of procrastination involving copious amounts or masturbation.

I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.

I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.

I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.

by Tre Day May 10, 2010