Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

Prozest

When someone fucks up the word possessed this is what happens.

Holy shit he's prozest! Oh wait no I mean possessed FUUUCCCKKK!!!

by Slim-Jim-Prozest December 31, 2016

process wonk

A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.

Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.

by pengells June 19, 2016

projester

A far left, snowflake, SJW that will protest anything the President does without any facts, reasonable logic or common sense to back up their views. While not realizing that they are being a clown (aka jester) for the liberal agenda and making a fool of themselves.

Look at Jane, she thinks she is doing some good protesting the travel ban, but she is just being a projester!

by Middle of the road guy April 6, 2017

Protestable

Protestable means something that is worthy of a protest

What!!! McDonald’s shake machine is broken again! That is definitely something that is protestable.

by The original Queen Bee February 25, 2019

protestilence

Useless events held in spite of grave, deadly, worldly Pandemics and Pestilence spreading human ignoramuses who are selfish, juvenile mindset attention seeking creatures who either want everything FREE or want to MAGA.

Dude, my Mom won't let me go to the rally to MAGA, or to the other rally either, so how can I be an effective bioterrorist through PROTESTILENCE if I'm grounded at home?

"Man, you're 35, and you still get grounded by your Mom?"

by FlyGirl1 June 16, 2020

Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.

My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.

by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011