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Potato Sacks

A term for:
- Extremely Large Titties, beyond anything good
- Extremely Saggy Titties
- A combination of the above

These are often seen in the old ages and ghetto populations
Jack: Dayuuum man! You see the potato sacks on dis girl??

Liam: Yeah bro..........just fucking nasty........they're so saggy its just bad......
by MU2 April 10, 2011
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Michael Potato Head

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.
Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)
by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010
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potatochop

To edit with Photoshop.
That image is totally potatochopped.
by noktulo March 9, 2010
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Potato Waffle Plate

A plate in the form of potato, with holes in used to place your food on. You can also eat the plate after you have eaten your meal, If you are still hungry. (Not recommended for re-use)
Barry: Hey man, Wanna come round to my house for tea?
Scott: No not today, Im not very hungry.
Barry: Yeah but i've got Potato Waffle Plates.
Scott: Well seeing as though you put it that way, I think i'll come over.

Potato Waffle Plates change everything!
by OrangeBlob250 September 9, 2011
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patatious

of, or relating to patios
Drake: Michael looks so patatious today!
Josh: Oh i know right, he's so patio-like!
by thepatatiousone October 8, 2011
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potato shingles

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.
You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.
by galute January 11, 2017
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Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.
JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
by hazeystorm May 27, 2017
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