Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.

Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.

by fresh5 October 12, 2010

Poor mans speedball

Heroin and crystal meth.

As opposed to heroin and coke.

I can’t afford an 8ball of coke after buying a brick of H, so I’m gonna have to grab a point of meth and do a poor mans speedball

by Brwneyedgrl1985 December 21, 2018

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.

john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!

by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025

a poor mans mexican

A half blooded Mexican, considered not to be Hispanic because of manerisms and family traits

" Oh Juan ain't really Hispanic, he's a poor mans Mexican"

by KickAssKoalla February 8, 2017

poormans bigmac

The cheap version of Big Mac from McDonald's. You basically order a Mcdouble ($1) and add big mac sauce and shredded lettuce. The shredded letuce should be an additional 20 cents for some dumb ass reason but basically you have yourself a big mac, without the middle bun. Only sexy people usually order this item.

Jon: Dude, I'm starving!
Daniel: Me too!
Anthony: Hey lets go to McDonald and get some poormans bigmacs.

Sophan: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (stupid asain laugh)

by collegebudgetguys March 15, 2010

poormanteau

A portmanteau of "poor man" and "portmanteau". Signifies a word that is a feeble attempt at creating a portmanteau or a feeble attempt at slang in general. It arises most often when someone consciously tries to come up with a slang word or phrase.

The linguistics professor knew much about language, but the slang he came up with was riddled with poormanteaus.

"Poormanteau" is clearly a poormanteau, and perhaps the only meta-poormanteau.

by _________________ September 30, 2006